Archive for August, 2007

Go to LANFest2k7 and Get Laid

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

LanFest2k7

…Ok, well maybe not… it’s not for us to predict (we’re most likely going to say ‘no’… unless, of course, you’re down with 400+ chunky/scrawny, stinky/sweaty, noobie/nerds). However, you will get metaphorically “laid” by Axxium if you go. Meaning we’ll love you allllll niggghtt lonngg. Axxium probably won’t be competing but you should keep an eye out for recruiters rummaging around looking for kids that enjoy a good time (and who like candy).

Hit up Theory on irc.gamesurge.net #axxium and let him know if you’re going. We plan on selling new Axxium shirts there, you might get a discount or some other sort of love.

Screw http://www. and .com

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

subpages

If you’re not currently using Firefox as your default browser, you’re not truly experiencing the Internet as nicely as you should be. Why is everyone dryhumping Firefox? Well, mostly just because Internet Explorer sucks.

Believe it or not, there’s actually other reasons people use Firefox. There’s a lot of cool little tricks and extensions you can get to make your browsing experience more glorious. I found this nifty little Firefox tip while strolling through my daily blogs.

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Comcast Cuts Off Heavy Internet Users!

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Comcast has warned broadband Internet customers across the country to curb their downloading or wind up on the curb.

The company has a bandwidth limitation that, if broken, can result in a 12-month suspension of service. The problem, according to customer complaints, is that the telecom giant refuses to reveal how much downloading is too much.

The company, which a few years ago advertised the service as “unlimited” has an “acceptable use policy” which enforces the invisible download limit.

The 23-part policy, states that it is a breach of contract to generate “levels of traffic sufficient to impede others’ ability to send or retrieve information.” But nowhere does it detail what levels of traffic will impede others.

Michael, of Speedway, Ind., uses Comcast Internet to transfer large work files while his son uses it for school research. In 2004 he received letters threatening to disconnect his Internet if he doesn’t restrict his bandwidth.

“Unfortunately, neither the letter, the AUP, the Comcast websites, nor any printed Comcast materials specify what those bandwidth usage limitations are,” Michael wrote to ConsumerAffairs.Com. “Essentially, what they are doing is drawing an invisible line, then threatening to disconnect anyone who crosses it.

“I am more than willing to curb my usage to meet any limitations set by Comcast…if only they would actually make those limitations available to their subscribers,” he said.

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Windows Genuine Advantage suffers worldwide outage, problems galore

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

Windows

How does this affect you? If you use Windows, do your best to avoid anything that requires a ping to WGA. That means you should stay away from patches and add-ons until the coast is clear. WGA will not reach out across the Internet and deactivate your copy of Windows, but you should avoid talking to a WGA server for any reason.

For those of you doing installations and upgrades this weekend, we recommend that you avoid activation at this time. Remember that you can run Windows legally for 30 days without activating.

If you attempt a validation and it fails, your install may be marked as non-genuine, which could lead to several annoyances. First things first, do not reboot a Windows machine that has been marked as non-genuine. Once you do so, you will lose functionality and the Aero interface. It would be best to wait until this problem has been resolved.

http://forums.microsoft.com/Genuine/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=2053834&SiteID=25

Macgyver Weapon-Table

Friday, August 24th, 2007

sweet

This badass piece of genious was crafted for your protection! Taking a nap? Resting for the night? “Oh sh**! What’s that?!? Is that a burglar who wants to rob and rape me?!”… think again…

“Let me just disassemble my table here real quick… THERE! A SHIELD AND WEAPON! BRRINNGGG IT ON ROBBER MAN!!!!”

Nice.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/table_for_bedroom_security.php 

Bioshock Best Game of 2007?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Bioshock

I was honestly skeptical when I started hearing reviews about Bioshock. The plot and the whole concept felt a little overdone, in my opinion. However, I downloaded the demo last night on Xbox Live… and boy was I ever wrong. I’ve never been a big RPG guy - but first person shooters have been a great passion of mine. This game brings the best of both worlds by offering TONS of different ways to play the game.

The game has fantastic graphics, intense cinematics, and great control. Watch out for this game to be legendary. Theory’s official rating based on the demo? I think the full game will be a 10/10. :)

More Info  (From MSNBC, no doubt - wtf?)

Pwned on Wake Axxium

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

So I experienced something today that always kind of tickles me. I was kicked from an Axxium server! Well, it wasn’t as bad as it has been in the past. In fact, once I was actually banned by and Axxium admin because he thought I hacked. Buahaha.

Anyway, tonight I was playing the Wake Wake Axxium 24/7 Battlefield 2 public server when, while waiting for a plane, I accidentally “light tossed” a nade (when you tap right click instead of holding it). With that opportunity a teammate quickly sacrificed himself by jumping onto it! Thank you good soldier!

Little did I know he was out to get me! That bastard then initiated a vote-kick and punished me for my accident! I was kicked within 10 seconds! I kid you not! I didn’t even have time to type “sorry! LOL ROFL” before I was draggin’ my ass on the carpet. Note that my name was “axxiumgaming” - so perhaps they would think it funny to kick such a character.

Jenna Jameson ****ed Retarded?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Shame

If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, then you’re a flippin’ liar. Men have wanted her, women have admired her, and gay men everywhere have wanted to be her.

Well, pretty much until now. Poor Jenna has been reconstructing her face for some time but has finally crossed the line… she’s pulled out her boobs, and not like she normally does. She’s literally pulled out her implants and perhaps put herself permanently on the “not” side of Hot or Not.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna_jameson_took_her_boobs_o.php

DJ Slynkee Donating Skills

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

New York City’s finest DJ, DJ Slynkee, has been generous enough to offer up his world famous skills to create Axxium it’s own track. A good friend of Theory’s, Slynkee has traveled throughout the world spinning for celebrities, movie premieres, and even MTV. Read on for his bio.

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Metal is Heavy

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

And so is this bad Mo-FO! SNAP!!!